asphalt worker

Crazy SOB, I mean you have to be to deal with that hot stuff daily. Will usually have an energy drink and a pack of cigs at all times. May also be found on rain days in your wife’s bed.

It’s 100 degrees out and those crazy asphalt workers are out there playing in 300 degree rocks!

by AsphaltAnimal December 23, 2021

Aspi

Aspi is a sexy beast made up of human skin, aubergines, fresh ham, rotten salad and british love.

Jesus: "Ayo aspi, you tryna frick?" Aspi: "Nah bro. I only frick Aidan Douglas"

by AHumanWithRights69 December 30, 2021

Aspire

A discord mod. He takes jokes well, unless you threaten his family. He also does literally nothing else unless it is schoolwork

Hey, look. Isn't that Aspire? Who? I have never heard of him.

by Le Pun Master January 1, 2022

aspbie

a nickname for a cool hot awesome person named aspen

1:aspbie is so amazing omg

2:ikr

by aspbie waspbie February 9, 2022

aspgasm

Specifically for those with ASD; When something fits your special interest so well you seem to mentally climax

“Did you see this new app that lets you categorize food and gives you a rating on how healthy it is? I practically aspgasmed over it.”

by ShookSamurai March 6, 2022

Aspen

Cohen fucker

“Aspen is a Cohen fucker”

by Mydingdong March 7, 2022

Asphalto

God of Andorra, father of three god children, creator of feet fetish and diarrhea

Asphalto Fucked my mom

by Asphalto Dios de Andorra March 11, 2022