Weasel Wardancer

noun - Admin of the Free-Oldies board, which sucks because it's French, and the members are lame.

"Weasel Wardancer is french..."

by AnatomyIsDestiny March 16, 2004

weasel dink

a nice hard, hot, wet dick that weasel's in and out of a pussy the proper way

Man, do I like when he does me with his weasel dink.

when I talk about getting fucked properly to my girlfriends...

by nishta January 26, 2008

punishing the weasel

to pleasure oneself manually (male)

Mother cought me punishing the weasel, when I showed her the mess he made, she gave him a slap too!

by shoe booty December 24, 2008

bleed a weasel

a coarse, and somewhat ridiculous, term for defecate

Excuse me, I gotta go bleed a weasel.

by Nirom Fej May 20, 2008

penis weasel

greatest word ever. used by lauren, autumn, and katie. used to fill silence during awkward moments.

"****silence****"
"penis weasel"
"yeah"

by lauren :] March 28, 2009

Spanish Weaseler

when a man places his member between a womans upper lip and nose and commences with back and forth thrusting.

"Dude I totally gave that chick a Spanish Weaseler last night!"

by N-dizzle W-izzle March 27, 2008

Pop-Goes-The-Weasel

When two guys take turns sucking each other off. They both must be in sitting positions facing each other before one bends down to take a suck then POPS back up while the other goes down for a suck. They continue alternating until satisfied. (Weaseling for short).

My partner and I don’t like 69ing but enjoy pleasing each other simultaneously so we do pop-goes-the-weasel.

by JustTip October 14, 2021