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mine turtle

A turtle that will greet and EXPLODE people like the friendliest little terrorist you ever did see.
Mine turtle: hello! *bchhooo*
by wellaintyoujustthecutes-bchoo. October 21, 2012
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how to cook a turkey

1. Go buy a turkey
2. Take a drink of whiskey
3. Put the turkey in the oven
4. Take another two drinks of whiskey
5. Set the degree at 375 ovens
6. Take three more whiskeys of drink
7 Turn oven the on
8. Take four whisks of drinkey
9. Turk the bastey
10. Whiskey another bottle of get
11. Stick a turkey in the thermometer
12. Glass another yourself pour of whiskey
13. Bake the whiskey for four hours
14. Take the oven out of the turkey
15. Take the oven out of the whiskey
16. Floor the turkey up off of the pick
17. Turk the carvey
18. Get yourself another scottle of botch
19. Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
20. Bless the saying, pass and eat out
by WTF?!?!?! July 3, 2003
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turncoat

What a freakin turncoat.
by Adrian January 18, 2005
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Tuna Fest

The opposite of a sausage fest, a tuna fest is an event that is dominated by women. About a 4:1 ratio of women to men.
Person A: "Dude, my psych class is a total tuna fest. I'm like the only dude in there."

Person B: "You should drop that class and take weight lifting."

Person A: "Why?"

Person B: "Because you love weiner."

Person A: "You're right....I do love a good sausage fest."
by The Flying 69 August 30, 2009
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On first name terms with Mr Tumnus

adj. Descriptive of an uphill gardener who's so far in the closet he's found Narnia, taken out a mortgage there and spends his days fraternising with the local populace.
"I don't care if he was married to the bird off Dawson's Creek, that Tom Cruise is so far in the closet he's on first name terms with Mr Tumnus".
by SpunkyMcGiblets June 20, 2014
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You can't polish a turd

You can't make something that's not naturally good great even with the hardest attempts.
"After years, he's just never going to change his selfish ways." "Well, you can't polish a turd!!"
by SarcasticSeminar101 August 3, 2015
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snow turd

The build up of snow and or ice which falls off of moving vehicles and rolls out from underneath it.
"Hey Dave, check out that huge snow turd that came out from underneath that truck!"
by Timothy D. Wilson November 1, 2006
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