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Slime Trail

The female equivalent of a "mushroom stamp" or "cock slap." The female gracefully glides across the target's body like a slug to mark her territory.
I was just trying to have a relaxing post-coital cuddle when she Slime Trailed me and cackled maniacally.
by crow912 November 28, 2017
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Snail trail

When you cum into your significant other and launch them across the floor ass down, causing them to slide, leaving a "snail trail".
"I pulled a snail trail on gf last night to save her from cleaning herself up afterwards" "nice bro"

"my gay roommate leaves a snail trail on the kitchen floor whenever he brings someone back home from the local gay bar"
by ʎǝuoɯʎǝuoɯʎǝuoW December 17, 2019
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hiking the Appalachian Trail

Code used by persons who claim to be participating in vigorous, solitary outdoor activities to escape stress when in fact they are carrying on hot and heavy clandestine affairs in foreign countries (preferably located in South America).
On Saturday, Jenna tried six times to get in touch with her boyfriend, Mike, but he had already told us he was hiking the Appalachian Trail this weekend so we knew his phone would be off.
by SCtransplant June 25, 2009
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Trail Mix

The act or process of secreting a combination of blood, urine, and semen from any one oriface by means of spontanious paristaltic contraction.

The first recorded instance of Trail Mixing was Performed by St Anthony the Great in the year 350. After spending a week in the desert in uninterrupted prayer, he miraculously Trail Mixed on the seventh day by divine command. This is also the only recorded instance of spontanious Trail Mix without stimulus in the history of mankind, although there have been stone age cave heiroglyphs depicting acts beleived by some historians to be of relation to a primitive form of Trail Mixing.

The term originates from the latin root "Nutus" which means semen. Nuts are always a primary ingredient in trail mix, as nut is always a primary ingredient in "Trail Mix".
My girlfriend was strokin' my shaft in the car and I closed my eyes and crashed into a brick wall at the exact moment I ejaculated. I pissed my pants in fear and jizzed at the same time the steering wheel hit my eurethra, which caused internal bleeding, and i proceeded to Trail Mix onto the car stereo.

Whilst masterbating to an action figure of Ghandi mounting a zebra, my pen pal dropped a nativity set on my crotchal region and I Trail Mixed onto his wisemen.
by Captain Stratusphere September 1, 2010
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treasure trail

a thin line of fine hair ON A WOMAN from the belly button to the pussy. Sometimes attractive if very fine or peach fuzz, gross if it long and bushy.
She has a nice treasure trail above her puss.
by D0c April 10, 2006
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tractorsex

If You Have Sex While Riding On A Tractor It is TractorSex
Using Sexual Acts While on A tractor
Sandy Loves Tractor sex
Rick Likes Making out During Tractor sex
Jason Loves When His Boyfriend Asks For TractorSex on His farm
by JohLKJHO September 29, 2006
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Instant Tradition

Something that doesn't exist, as traditions take time to develop.
"GUYS THIS IS AN INSTANT TRADITION", said Michael

"Shut the fuck up Michael, Instant Traditions don't exist", said all his friends
by Swoon So Hard October 2, 2013
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