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Once-A-Year Catholic

See fair-weather Christian and C&E Christian.

A person who only goes to Catholic mass to observe certain holidays, usually once or twice a year. This includes people who are forced to go, people who go voluntarily, believers and non-believers.
My family were a bunch of Once-A-Year Catholics, so whenever they made me go I got an anxiety attack for the whole mass.
by No Derps May 31, 2018
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4 Year Seizure

When a President of the United States is elected and the republican/democratic side goes nuts because their pick did not win. Usually involves conspiracy, rumor, or pure falsehood.
2001 Democrat: I'm telling you man, George Bush was definitely involved in the explosion at the Pentagon.

2012 Republican: Hah, you're crazy! Meanwhile you still think that Obama wasn't involved in Sandy Hook.

Sensible Person: Jesus, look at these morons back then, having a 4 Year Seizure.
by A pyrocynical/leafy fanfag October 1, 2017
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Sepia Years Old

The age you reach when if you find an old photo of you and it is sepia toned and no one is surprised.
I just found a picture from high school and asked my wife if it was weird that it was all yellow and she said "it's 30 years old you dingus, of course it would be sepia toned by now. Congrats, you're officially sepia years old."
by Geofftech March 25, 2021
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New Years Eve

A night created for people to go out and get plastered. By celebrating the year change on December 31st to Januarary 1st
What are your plans for New Years Eve this year?
by CountryGirl14 January 1, 2015
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New Year's Resolution

Something that you decide to do for an entire year starting on January 1st but end up failing after a month.
My new year's resolution is not to swear the fuck again.
by big hm December 27, 2022
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Douche-year old

When a douche nozzle/bag is throwing a tantrum.
This douche nozzle was such a whining, complaining brat over the smallest occurrences. He was acting like a douche-year old.
by 4RealBiitCH September 3, 2018
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