tired pudding

An old sloppy vagina.

Man that old hag has tired pudding.

by Tobixwasxhere June 22, 2017

Village Pudding

When your girl has a really nice ass that everyone else is getting, but not you.

Matt Bird’s girl has the best village pudding.

by weaverluke21 July 19, 2023

spreading pudding on toast

The act of spreading an angry midgets legs wide open on a hot motorcycle exhaust ,usually followed by would you like mayonnaise on that

The lads where spotted spreading pudding on toast in the carpark while the gaffer watched

by B.Conlon May 26, 2019

thunder pudding

The act of taking a healthy shit.

Well I've just finished eating and I can feel the thunder pudding coming.

by Whostha February 01, 2017

Electronic pudding

A mass of charger cords and unknown electronic devices, usually tangled up in a drawer.

I opened the bottom drawer and it was a complete electronic pudding in there.

by Irlgay June 15, 2015

pud tapper

Female equivalent of wanker. Tedious woman who thinks a lot of themselves and their rather unoriginal opinions.

"She's a real pud tapper. She actually thinks Audis and iPads are on-trend."

"She's also the type to use the phrase " on-trend. "

by simsmi August 14, 2015

Pudding Gobbler

He/she who as a primary hobby, enjoys the comsumption of semen ; Pudding Gobbled, Pudding Gobbish, Pudding Gobbee

Once the shit-dicking was complete, the two pudding gobbler's spent the afternoon man touching

by BigRob(br) March 10, 2010