jack taylor

Literally the best person on earth. He is a legend who is part Swedish and part English.

oi u kno that lad jack taylor? hes a proper geeza.

by JT ESKETTIT May 16, 2018

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taylor

a diamond earring, especially a large one.

"I come to school with a Taylor on my earlobe."

Luniz, "I Got 5 On It"

by Gary Peeples September 13, 2006

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Taylored

To be given a blowjob by a fat slut in school and then get expelled

Those boys got Taylored 3rd period.

by ergioufiojeg June 11, 2010

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Taylor County

The most kick ass town on the map.Also the hometown of most rednecks in the world.

I went to Taylor County this weekend.

by lc_moncrief October 16, 2008

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taylor lautner is probably the most annoying young adult i have ever heard of. okay, hes got muscles, but HAVE YOU SEEN HIS NOSE. :| it is the most ugly and fat nose on this planet. google it, taylor lautners face... then zoom in. it gives poeple nightmares.
meanwhile, robert pattinson is sitting in the corner drinking a starbucks mocha frappucino while he daydreams about taylor's terrifying nozzle. taylor doesnt realise this, and so continues to dream about himself and how to style his mascara for breaking dawn part 1. its true.

girl who has never seen taylor lautners nose- AHMYGAD. taylor lautner is just the sexiest thing on this planet. i mean, his face is just perfect, innit?!

me- eh no. *googles taylor lautners face* BOOM, its like death.

girl- AMFG that is just horrible. thats it hes lost me as a fan, that means he only has 500,342 left. yeah, google told me that. omg i have to tell everyone! ROBERT PATTINSON FTW. ;D

me- YAAAAAAAS.

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by ew.checksyaface June 23, 2010

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