kansas city shuffle

When you look left and Bruce Willis snaps your neck

The Kansas City Shuffle is when everyone looks left....
::unsuspecting sap looks left::
::Snap::

by Midboss December 10, 2006

Jensen Shuffle

When a drunkard proceeds to get tremendously inebriated or black-out drunk and wanders away from a group of friends, drinking establishment, or watering hole and "jensen shuffles" their way home. Often the shuffler will pass by a fast food restaurant or street meat vendor only to find the food mangled the next day in their home.

Brian: Where did Cole go last night?

Tyler: I don't know, I think he jensen shuffled home last night.

by Superhighme June 3, 2011

Ugg Shuffle

That annoying noise when girls wearing Uggs drag their feet in the hallway. Generally occurs during winter, when said boots are a fashion must.

"Dang, this winter is going to be terrible. I can already hear girls doing the ugg shuffle in the hallway."

"So, I just saw Julie ugg shuffling to Calculus. Her ugg privileges are SO revoked."

by ashleyeventer March 8, 2010

knuckle shuffle

To masturbate quickly.

Johnny did a knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.

by ed jude February 15, 2005

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

Yeah, people actually do use this term, but they get it wrong mostlys.

The five finger, knu... aaawwww, fuck it. I whacked off.

by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004

poop shuffle

The tight, clenched walk of someone who has to take a dump.

I went out for a run the other day, and a couple miles from home my intestines felt like they were going to burst. I had to do the poop shuffle the whole way home--I barely made it.

by Pete Dick January 10, 2008

truffle shuffle

When a male pulls his top up and wiggles making an uuuuuuuugggggghhhh noise. First done in The Goonies

First you gotta do the truffle shuffle

by Girlsworld246 September 20, 2016