seledic

The most amazing fucking god ever to live

That seledic is amazing

by Hsjshsidks December 7, 2016

seed shooter

another word for a guys penis

a girl probably doesn\t want to see your seed shooter, even in an impersonal cl ad

by Sexydimma December 11, 2016

Skeed

The semen that leaks from a vagina after multiple creampies.

Dude, theres no way she could get preggo from us after chad hit it. he came in her, the rest is all just skeed dawg.

by Just2spiteU August 9, 2017

Sledge Hammer Surprise

The uncommon sexual act where the male claims he is about to ejaculate upon ones' face, but instead slams them in the face with their sturdy, hard schlong with enough force to leave a bruise.

"At a unanimous vote of 11-4, I hereby find you guilty of 1st degree murder of a young girl caused by blunt force trauma, as a result of this, so called, 'Sledge Hammer surprise'."

by GoodOldNO_NAME August 26, 2017

seeds on the bun

seeds on the bun referring to hair on the vagina

"Karrie had NO seeds on the bun last night."

by michealscott August 29, 2017

seed buddy

The person with whom you jack it on a cracker with. Or the person your comfortable wanking it while they are asleep next to you, you sick pervert.

Yeah Johnny over there, he doesn’t know it but he’s my seed buddy.

Hey dude wanna be seed buddies?

by Bowiejay November 14, 2017

seled

HEctor said SELED

I just ate a SELED

by Tabatha MEdiannnnnnn April 20, 2018