great boast little toast

it's a Persian proverb and it means that:

You don't need to boast when you got no penny to bless yourself with.
Great boast (but) empty pockets (to buy sth).

How can you afford to buy such an expensive jewellery with an empty pocket?
Great boast little toast!

by rkhodaverdian June 15, 2016

Toasting some epic bread

4chan speak for "posting in an epic thread".

This means the string of messages you have just added to is unusually funny, long or interesting.

Invented to confuse people new to 4chan.

"I'm toasting some epic bread"
"ORLY?"
"YRLY, there's CP and everything"
"OMG I'm there URL plox"

by BADGEROUS May 30, 2009

Lack-toast-in-toddler-ant

When you can't eat dairy shyt cause youre gassy shyt will make err one flee fo the woods

"Dam dogg no chesse fo me!"

"Im lack-toast-in-toddler-ant and i get hella gassy my homeskilit buscuit"

by HelpYourUncleJackOf AnElephant August 20, 2016

Cracking Toast Bobbett!

A nonsensical exclamation used in situations of unexplainable awesomeness.

Person 1: So, I heard you liek Mudkipz.
Person 2: Cracking toast bobbett!
Person 1: Lol wut?
Person 2: FUCK YOU AND YOUR HOUSE I AM BATMAN

by Errorsolver January 12, 2009

A Crowe toast fuckle

Where a man shoves toast in to another mans ear and rubs his japseye until orgasm.

Oi Duncan stop being cheeky or you’ll get a Crowe toast fuckle

by Chilner December 22, 2020

Wet Toast Sandwich

Wet toast sandwich is when some gathers two slices of Wet toast and puts a piece of jizz covered turkey and you rock paper scissors for who eats it

"damn johnny that's rough....you had to eat the entire Wet toast sandwich?" "you man....tangy"

by Meme investigator September 16, 2018

Lack Toast and Taller Rent

When your landlord increases the rent on your condominium to the point that you don't even have the money to buy a toaster.

My landlord just increased the rent on my condo, now I can't afford that fancy new smart toaster I've been waiting to buy. I guess you could call this predicament "lack toast and taller rent".

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 10, 2021