yerkin my johnson

tuggin my hog

Ryan: "I'm gonna show you my insane Seige clip."

Steven: "I'm yerkin my johnson right now"

by Cardiac Johnson August 22, 2023

Ray William Johnson

A YouTube channel with over 15 million subscribers. Known mostly for his YouTube shorts and his band Your Favorite Martian. Unlike what the top definition says, he's still around in 2023.

Ray William Johnson attracted controversy for falsely striking channels in 2018.

by anonym0u$e September 10, 2023

Jynxzi's Johnson

Jynxzi's Johnson is very small and it rises when he sees a r6 Gyatt like Iana's or Ying's
Also when he sees ''GOOD AIM!'' Or ''BEST CLIP OF THE DAY''

(Note: he also uses it for pack opening and calls it the ''Johnson Pack'')

Guys my Jynxzi's johnson is rising from this CLIP OF THE DAY

by anowachutinkinaba October 14, 2023

The Angry Johnson Thompson

When your man's being particularly disrespectful and you want to knock him down a few pegs. Set the scene for a special night and drop some hints about a blow job. Blindfold and start to tease.. Once suitably worked up, take a vengeful back swing and kick him in the Johnson (penis) as hard as he deserves.

When he's inevitably angry, naked and confused, tell him to search 'Angry Johnson Thompson' on urban dictionary.

The Angry Johnson Thompson:

Sam kept quoting urban dictionary references so my sister Anna recommended I treat him to the Angry Johnson Thompson.

Laura: "Yeah great Idea!"

Anna: "make sure you take a big back swing"

Laura: "Have you got any steel toe cap boots I can borrow?"

by Chelsea25 October 16, 2023

Lyndon B. Johnson

When you have an in-person conversation with somebody whilst you are on the toilet. It's often used as a power move to intimidate or dominate others, by making them feel uncomfortable.

My boss pulled a Lyndon B. Johnson to intimidate the two business men.

by Lil_Bird414 February 25, 2022

Johnson County

Rumored to be the OC of Kansas, while its richer than most of the other counties around most people think of Mission Hills when they think of Johnson County. Mission Hills is rich as hell but the rest of the county isn't like that. I live in westwood myself, its about one square mile big. If you go to my school you'll find the people you expect to find, but don't associate me with those stupid mother fuckers. Not all of us are like that.

That fucker over in Wyandote tried to call me a rich boy because I live in Johnson County, little does he know that i worked hard and bought all my shit unlike the other fuckers in my school.

by cole April 17, 2005

Johnson Poundcake

When you pummel your dick with a stone in order to gain more girth and texture.

I'm feeling squirrely, why not give myself a Johnson Poundcake??

by meat dick October 15, 2008