TURKEY JACKED

THE ART OF STEALING SOMEONES TURKEY EARLY THANKSGING MORNING BEFORE THEY ARE AWAKE WILE LEAVING A NOTE TO HAVE THANKS GIVING ELSEWERE.

I WOKE UP TO START COOKING THE TURKEY ONLY TO FIND A NOTE IN THE FREZZER THAT SAYES GO TO AUNT BETTYS FOR THANKS GIVING .I WAS TURKEY JACKED.

by STEVENHDM November 24, 2011

Gorilla Jacked

To be extremely muscular to the point of resembling a hairless, large primate. Gorilla jacked specimens can expect to have bulging veins, shaved heads, and, in rare cases, muscles on top of other muscles. Incorrect form during exercise can lead to extreme cases of being gorilla jacked, in which one literally walks on their knuckles and feet.

Rick: "Dude, look at that guy benching over there!"
Jake: "Oh shit son, he's getting gorilla jacked for sure!"

Anne: "Ew, why is he walking like that?"
Jerry: "Oh, he must have gotten too gorilla jacked."

by AfroN December 27, 2012

*unzips jacket*

usually said to bait gwen when she thinks she's gonna get the D

Me: thats it, you asked for it
Gwen: w-whaaa, n-no
Me: Yes...*unzips*
Gwen: what are you unzipping >/////<
Me: *unzips jacket*
Gwen: fuck u

by Myfrenchcanadianqueen March 24, 2017

booze jacket

When you have enough drinks in you that you don’t have to put a jacket on when it’s balls cold outside.

Person 1: Bro Marek where’s you jackets? It’s like negative -6 degrees out!
Person 2: Broham it’s all good I have a booze jacket on! It’s toasty

by That Raffy Taffy December 26, 2017

Weed Jacket

When you be so high that you can't feel the cold.

Friend: Aren't you cold bro?
You: Nah meign, I got mah Weed Jacket on.

by j3anm1 May 26, 2018

online leather jacket guy

an online personality arch type similar to the creepy guy in the leather jacket smoking rolled cigarettes in the park or outside old pubs......... he has no friends and only bitter memories

'some online leather jacket guy started talking to me but mid sentence trailed off and started to cry'

or

'why does this guy sound like he's wearing a leather jacket and being sad outside a pub?'

by C. clarke July 16, 2014

Leather Jacket

Aka "Mother Fucker" ---- Leather Jacket is often picked up as a automatic word correction in text programs so as your are sending a text and want to call somebody a motherfucker you may find when it's sent that you have called them a leatherjacket. Very common on GoSMS.

See description for Leather Jacket above

by bdizzle562 October 29, 2012