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Horndog  

Someone who masterbaits to death.
jim: hey did you hear about that horndog today.
john:yea i wonder how his parents
are taking it.
Horndog by godfree34 April 2, 2009

italian horn 

Something a guy wears meaning that he doesn't want to have intercourse with young beautiful women
Alan hates women so he wears an Italian horn
italian horn by jesus4321 October 30, 2013
jamal..wheres your horn?
horn by mark palmer March 15, 2004

hornswoggle

A wrestler in the WWE who hides out under the ring while his dad, Finley kicks ass. When the match is about 5-10 minutes in, he comes out and sprays the other dude with a water gun out hits them with a long shalele in the head,knocking them out behind the ref.

Career Highlights: Cruiserweight Champion
Hornswoggle is one funny SOB!
hornswoggle by dude007 August 26, 2008

Horn Is Hot 

When an unusually high amount of telephone calls are recived in a certain period of time.
Friend: That's the fifth phone call I've gotten in the last five minutes.

Me: The horn is hot my friend, the horn is hot.
Term used to describe a person who has a larger than normal nose. People tend to avoid these large noses out of fear of getting hit by them.
" Wow, that girl had a rockin' body, but damn did she a have some horn nose."

" Steve you should get work done on that horn nose so someone might actually find you attractive."
Horn Nose by Boogida August 1, 2009