off the hook

out of control aka "da shit" or "da bomb"

that party was off the hook yo!

by ya grll angie September 22, 2005

Off the Hook

Off The Hook is a Montréal radio show in English on CKUT FM. You can listen to it on ckut.ca if you don't live in Montréal. The disc jockeys are Orion Revolution, Budda Blaze, and Flow. The music played is underground rap, but thank God that I haven't heard any of that Anticon faggot shit on it yet. It is on between Midnight and 2 AM on Thursday mornings. At 1 AM starts a half-hour of freestyles, if you're wack you are cut off early, and everything is uncensored unless they were sent a radio edit for the show.

I listen to it when ever I can on my computer because I live in the States.

by hasafienda November 21, 2004

The Hook and Ladder

The sexual act of hooking the fingers in the vagina, and licking up and down side to side as a ladder is shaped.

Dude, before you pull of the hook and ladder call it out.

by bluejay_45167 January 15, 2010

fish hook dick

Having a penis that makes a 180 degree bend

Joe didn't know about Jeffs fish hook dick. Once Jeff was in, Joe couldnt escape

by Diputs2 May 19, 2016

rusty meat hook

The act of shitting into one's hands before giving a handjob.

Zach: What do I have to do for that Rare Riki dagger?
Nick: Give me a rusty meat hook and its all yours.

by Poopykiss January 19, 2014

captain hook

When you are steamrolling and beforehand you break your penis into the form of a hook so you can penetrate someone anally.

"Man, me and champ were steamrolling yesterday and i slipped him the ol' captain hook. Score one for the home team!"

by sup3r510th February 23, 2005

Captain Hook Junior

Noun. Hebrew. Sexual act. After hours of intense sex in the doggy style position, the man rips off the leg of the female and then shoves a peg leg in to the wound to replace the leg. Then, the male pulls out and ejaculates in her eye and covers it with a patch, screaming WATERFALL!!

Last night Sheila started crying while I was fuckin her from da back. I hate that sensitive shit so I Captain Hook Junior-ed dat ho. BYAAAH!

by Spicy-O August 25, 2008