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The Cooper Guarantee almost made Jordan Thomas Cooper the first freshman graduate of a college sport.
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The cock sucker guard is a different name for the philly shell to prevent people from using it in mma due to its lack of offense available.
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by HornyMothBoi March 22, 2024
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Hym "I can think about whatever the fuck I want and you are going to get someone's kid murdered if someone doesn't stop you. The National Guard need to start hunting down the freaks doing this to me starting with the new MeidasTouch freaks put them in a gas chamber. And then work their way backwards down the list."
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