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Free Subway

Free Subway is usually defined as a dumb bet involving sexual activity and not getting your reward
"Hey Oliver, I'll give you 10 bucks to bang her."
"Nah man, that's such free subway!"
by Senpai Jeffries October 16, 2017
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Free paper

Having planned or unplanned free time. Permission given for free time. Time previously controlled but now relinquished.

Indirectly referring to having written permission to be out.
Sally went away for the weekend so Tom has free paper.
by Mr. Suess May 24, 2018
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free speech

Nothing more than a fraud. It's just basically a bread and circuses style prop used by capitalists to justify their rule and exploitation. Everyone would be given freedoms in exchange for being a wage slave or an exploited person. In otehr words, a trade-off. A payment.
neolibs: "FREE SPEECH NOW!!! BYOCOTT TOHSE HWO CENSOR TGE INTERNET!!!"
us: yeah. that's what you call as free speech. no wonder we censor.
by #LGCC9CCPP July 30, 2021
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free jobs

Where you put your resume on the internet and instead of employers want you for the positions that are related in your skills/experience......you get marketing and/or insurance salesman positions that are based only on commission/sales you make that you work for free mainly in the beginning.
Hey my friend, I just got a "free jobs" from Aflac. They saw my resume and want me to work for free for them for the first few weeks or months until I make money for them.
by DoctorOfDictionary June 30, 2015
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Free Rub

when your in someone else shower or public shower, such as dorm showers or something, and you use shampoo that was left there as lube to jerk off.
Dude, i found some great free rub in the shower to get off with
by Lee Austin October 15, 2010
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free booger

An act of giving free blowjobs to men at no charge
Andy : YOOOO I could really use a free booger right now
Girl : Sure lets go
by goldenponyboy August 13, 2020
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Free Cream

Cream for distribution from the sac of the willing bartered for the cost of nothing.
Free cream for all. Merry Christmas -Dad
by Punkstallionfms January 11, 2020
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