Thunder Fap

The act of fapping very loud and quickly, much like thunder.

Is that a storm, or is my roommate just thunder fapping?

by pimpassnigga September 11, 2012

Buffalo chicken fap

When you masturbate using hot sauce for lube.

That girl makes my dick hotter than a buffalo chicken fap.

by Babaca_ January 17, 2016

Fap N’ Crap

When someone rubs one out while taking a shit on the pooperfarten.

IRS Agent 1: Why is he taking so long to open the door?

IRS Agent 2: He’s probably doing the classic fap n’ crap.

by uncleGhandalf May 14, 2020

National FaceTime fap day

On November 16th you and your partner have to fap on face time no questions asked

Hey it’s November 16th You have to

Do national facetime fap day

by Foxxiegirl November 16, 2021

nipple fap

The action of fapping your nipples really fast.

-fapfapfapfapfapfapfap-

Barbra:"Jason! What are you doing?"

Jason:" What? You don't know nipple fap?
Barbra:"Ohs...Carry on then!" :3

by MexicanTacosWithSombreros January 12, 2014

Fap Face

The scrunched up face a guy makes as he faps and edges closer to climax.

I dunno what you're doing in your car dude, but you have fap face.

by dj_nafi May 29, 2017

Fap Face

Typically a person who likes to fap, and ejaculate all over their face.

Oh my, I fapped all over my face last night cause I'm a dirty fap face.

by Notafaggotfaggot February 27, 2016