Don’t go slopping off your ding dong

Slang phase for advising people not to have too much sex.

Jack said, “ have fun tonight but don’t go slopping off your ding dong!”

by Lizzy Bet August 6, 2023

Ding in my Bing

Ding in my Bing is a male stripper who sucks Russian weiners and likes to get pumped. He watches a lot of Tik Tok and smokes weed.

Ding in my Bing said, "yes daddy".

by Ba ba123 November 25, 2021

Ding - [verb]

Would you risk a dingo run for it ; abbreviation for dingo run -verb ,

Go Ding - verb, it

by anonymous December 3, 2020

Ding dong schlong

Another word for a penis

Crap my ding dong schlong took 20 erotic damage

by Fadgy December 9, 2020

ding ding

A word used against someone when they are being just plain out dumb and have 2 fucking brain cells

Victor is being a ding ding

by DARKMATT3R December 15, 2020

tomma-lamma-ding-dong

tomma-lamma-ding-dong is a another name for Thomas sanders given to him by a father and a prince.

"i called for tomma-lamma-ding-dong" Patton said

by speedyrat December 20, 2020

Ding dong kung-fu

A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.

Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.

Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'

Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'

by Two Spoon Destroyer December 23, 2020