electromagnetic dildo 

a sex toy used by robots to jolt the metalic insert placed in orifice of choice prior to use.

Me- Your mom uses an electromagnetic dildo.
Carrie- No she dosent
Me- Must have been your Christmas presnet then.

electromagnetic dildo by Autumn Hunter January 9, 2008

five inch dildo 

words used to describe someone who is moderately endowed.

Jonh is hung like a five inch dildo.

five inch dildo by sassafras July 26, 2005

rusty dildo 

A weathered dildo that has been worn out with multiple nasty pussies but still useful for taunting your adversaries. No classy woman would use a rusty dildo as it has been overused.

Go suck a rusty dildo.

rusty dildo by Meme King Shit Spreader October 25, 2019

the forbidden dildo 

A Forbidden Dildo is a wonder. It is a shit so long and large that you can’t fathom how it slid out of those cheeks.

“The Forbidden Dildo took my ass hole last night!”

the forbidden dildo by Sir Fucker of Buttland March 17, 2019

pot-dildo 

dildo wrapped in pot that you suck - see also: Firetruck

mmmm... pot-dildos!!

pot-dildo by erik February 21, 2005

Balls Dildo 

A term that is used, most commonly yelled, when someone is angry over a misfortunate event.

Balls Dildo is usually used in place of words like, balls, shit, or fuck.

Jordan: I missed the spare by a fraction of an inch! Balls Dildo!

Balls Dildo by Chuckyyoohoo January 23, 2009

Gun Dildo 

A innanimate object used for pleasuring a female. On this occasion, shaped like a gun.

I placed the gun dildo on her pussy and pulled the trigger!!! You should have seen her Shoot!!!"

Gun Dildo by kamal Ali January 20, 2004