David Bowie

A legend in the world of music, also acted several times, including the role of Andy Warhol in the movie, "Basquiat".

Basquiat: So what, are you doing some sort of piss painting?

Andy Warhol: This oxidation art.

Basquiat: Yeah I hate cleaning paintbrushes too.

by The KGB March 16, 2004

David Cook

American Idol winner, season 7, David Cook is now a recording artist on the RCA label. Full name David Roland Cook. He was born in Blue Springs Missouri on December 20th of 1982. Albums include 'Analog Heart' released in 2006 and a self titled album released in 2008.
Sidenote: David is related to R&B artist Alicia Keys
( real name Alicia Augello Cook )

me: Do you know who David Cook is?
my friend: Yeah, he was on American Idol, right?
me: Yep

by AliciaFanClub March 30, 2011

david eckstein

the grittiest, yet shittiest, baseball player around that everyone loves because he's 3'4.

Celz- Man, that David Eckstein is awesome. I'd rather have him up with the bases loaded than Albert Pujols.

Dak- Leave my house. I hate you. And don't forget your hat. Eckstein blows and so do you.

by Pat A May 11, 2007

David dobrik

He's a dick but a funny one so it's aight.

David Dobrik can suck my dick but step yo girl

by Drugged.up.ducks July 23, 2017

David Stern

1. The Commissioner of the National Basketball Association

2. An out-of-touch fugazy who keeps playas from doin their thing; a playa hater.

1. David Stern finally relented to the pressure and went back to using the traditional genuine leather basketball after the new ball failed miserably.

2. My landlord keeps calling the law every time I have a house party. Fuck a David Stern.

by L-Millz October 17, 2007

David Villa

Also known as Señor Bitchface, this man can quite possibly kill you where you stand with his eyes. The current #7 of Spain and Valencia, and hottest person ever. A hobbit from Asturias who will tackle anybody to the ground and start a manpile for the hell of it. oh....and did i mention hes the 2nd highest goalscorer for spain EVERZZ BITCHEZZZZ

i am david villa bitch, when i speak you listen!!

by mlo_7 December 14, 2009

David Motari

A so-called "marine" from Hawaii who threw an innocent puppy off a cliff and video taped it while serving in Iraq. The video has been questioned on its authenticity. Real or fake, possessing the idea to even fake such a stunt is sick and disturbing.

David Motari is sick!

by mintkid09 March 6, 2008