binge tracking

After an election, when the results are being tabulated like in 2020, obsessively tracking the news coverage, even if there is hardly any minute-to-minute change in the news, to find out the election winner. The amount of time devoted to watching the news is comparable to time devoted to watching an entire series of a sitcom at the same time. While watching the news feels more justified based on the idea that you are fulfilling your civic duty, it is in fact questionable whether one needs to continuously keep track of the election coverage to that degree.

Chuck: Hey, what have you been doing today?

Zak: I've been binge tracking CNN all day today to see if Pennsylvania and Georgia will flip Democrat.

Chuck: Yeah me, too. I want to see if Arizona will flip Republican.

by ignateuswhittley November 5, 2020

Binge Watch

Watch Multiple Episode/Seasons of a show in a short period of time. Typically within a few days or weeks.

Thomas: Hey Brody, wanna play some Basketball in an hour?
Brody: Nah man, I'm going to Binge Watch Anime.
Thomas: Since when did you become a weeb?!

by GangstaE.T_han May 4, 2021

Binger

An attempt to make something happen that, clearly, is not going to happen.

"Hey Binger, she's not going to call you back. Stop trying."

With $80,000 of debt and no sales, he finally accepted his business was a binger.

by Into the Fray Podcast November 12, 2021

Binger

A binger is reffered to as someone who uses his power to put others down. A Binger uses unlawful and disingenuous tactics to smear an individual or group for purporses of conviction & increasing a Binger’s ego.

John: I was being chased & eventually cornered when I had to defend myself or risk great bodily injury or death.

Binger: Why didn’t you activate your invisibility cloak?

by Binger November 15, 2021

Binger

1. A failed erection (i.e. an unintentional flaccid penis)

2. Commonly confused with a soy infused femboy prosecutor who enjoys larping as Alec Baldwin inside courtrooms.

"Did you lay that pipe last night?"

'Nah, I drank too much and caught a binger.'

by 1776Spirit November 16, 2021

Binger

Noun: A person, particularly a left wing, "Pier One Picasso" looking, activist authority figure, that is moronic to the point of being a virtue signal unto himself. A Binger is incapable of applying logic, wisdom, or discernment, and therefore must navigate their world solely on feelings. This often results in cringe worthy hypocrisy, gross misinterpretations of God given rights, and self care shopping sprees for skinny jeans and aroma therapy.

Who brought the Binger? This party was great until the Binger showed up. Did that Binger just make a White Russian with soy milk? Bingers and Mash.

by Everything is Borrowed November 16, 2021

binger

noun

1. Something that is in a state or condition of being floppy or limp.

2. Characterized by the absence of firmness or stiffness.

3. Male genitalia that is chronically flaccid and unable to erect.

4. A failed joke.

5. A loose booger, or piece of dried mucus from the nose, that is near the point of falling out of the nostril.

1. The man was unable to perform sexually because he had a binger.

2. No one laughed at his joke; it was a binger.

3. His hairstyle is a binger; the hairspray didn't hold.

4. He has a large green binger in his nose.

by fartsniffer98 November 16, 2021