Stale Bread

People who lack the capability to express themselves; who have the emotional range of a piece of celery. They are often dry and don't say much. They may socialize but while they do they look as if they left their brain at home; they are impassive. They will definitely leave you on read. When they do show emotions it's like rain after a drought, refreshing and much needed.

Do you know David? He's such a stale bread man, he never smiles.

by N. Mani May 29, 2019

boneless garlic bread

Its garlic bread.....BUT 🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱ONELESS

ILL TAKE A 🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱BONELESS GARLIC BREAD PLEASE

by JAZZY KACHOW! July 7, 2017

Mr. Bread Guy

A guy who always hangs out with the same girl. They may be hooking up, but no one is quite certain.

Jon is Michelle's Mr. bread guy, they are always spotted together.

You ask Michelle about Jon and she says "we are just friends."

by Sara123 May 17, 2008

breader

Somebody who acts as a brownose, and 'bigs up' excessively other people

If someone excessively bigs up someone the phrase can be used

"Oi man, stop being a breader"

by Mylesperhour June 12, 2004

bread factory

The vagina of a woman with a heinous yeast infection.

Last night I was gunna treat Charlotte to some cunilingus, but that bitches snatch was like a fuckin' bread factory! The curdled ooze from her stench trench could make bread rise.

by BES the best July 17, 2006

Bradshawed

This verb, coined by the Hall of Fame football player Terry Bradshaw, describes the following 12 step process:

1) Find a slutty woman.
2) Get wasted.
3) Find an audience.
4) Rent a hotel room.
5) Invite the audience and the slutty woman to the hotel room.
6) Ask the slut to have sex with you in front of the audience.
7) Make the slutty woman sign legal waivers before proceeding.
8) Strip the slutty woman.
8) Lube up the slut's ass & watch her get horny.
9) Pull out your boner.
10) Drive your boner up her ass in one fell swoop.
11) Pull your boner out and slap her ass.
12) Walk toward the door and say, "You just got Bradshawed!"

Kyle debated giving Kim a Dirty Sanchez or perhaps a Donkey Punch, but Bradshawed her instead. Kim's ass really felt reamed after she got Bradshawed.

by J-Haug July 11, 2006

bread pants

Pants with yeast infection goop encrusted inside. The wearer had obviously gone commando.

Girl 1: "EW!! Bread pants!"

by Hitlers Yeast Infection October 13, 2007