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Improper Benefits Bowl 

College football game played on Sep. 17, 2011 between THE Ohio State Buckeyes and the Miami Hurricanes (also a rematch of the 2002 National Championship game). Noteworthy because both programs are currently under serious NCAA investigation for receiving several "improper benefits" such as cash and discount tattoos in exchange for team memorabilia (OSU), and yacht cruises and sex parties (UM), all widely covered in the mainstream media.
ESPN presents "The Improper Benefits Bowl" sponsored by Fine Line Ink Tattoos and the South Beach Yacht Club.
Improper Benefits Bowl by Andy Vanman September 18, 2011
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Once 'Round The Goldfish Bowl

A description of how poor someone's short term memory really is by drawing similarities to a goldfish.
Girl: Hey! What did I say a minute ago about which items I wanted to order?
Guy: Jeez. Someone's been once 'round the goldfish bowl! It was that new book you saw.
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After-Dinner Bowl 

Consuming a bowl pack of marijuana after the meal eaten in the evening known as, "dinner." Term is also known as an, "A.D.B."
"Dad; after-dinner bowl in ten minutes?"

"A.D.B. in 10, gotcha, son."

kids with bowl cuts

Ugly as fuck
Cynthia: Tom, did you see that group of little Amish boys with bowl cuts?
Tom: Yeah, their poorly executed, money saving bowl cuts are awful. Kids with bowl cuts are as ugly as fuck.

cleaning the guacamole bowl 

Doing a task in behalf of another person without being asked. Going above and beyond for the team. Actual cleaning of a guacamole bowl
Ace: I took care of it
Sean: Dude that's rad, thanks for cleaning the guacamole bowl

browns to the super bowl 

Another meaning of pooping.
The Browns is the poop and the Super Bowl is the toilet.
I'm dropping the Browns to the super bowl.

lick the milk bowl clean

to lick all of the cum off of a girl after she cums
I want to lick the milk bowl clean.