beakerville

A workplace full of beaknic's that make you slap your forehead in disgust.

How was your day today honey? "I could not wait to get out of beakerville today".

by tatorcreator October 21, 2010

beamer sauce

1) An individual that gets jizzed on covering their entire face in order to get what they want.

1) Kevin and Sean ejaculated all over each others faces in order to get tickets to the football game.

2) Kevin took a load of beamer sauce for the Georgia Tech game Thursday night.

by Tico Brohe December 2, 2010

Beaner-Box

An old muscle car, (i.e. a Monte Carlo, Impala, Grand National) that is modified with hydraulics, ugly vinyl graphics and tacky gold rims that generally ruin the car's GOOD qualities.

Carlos: "Yo, check out my ride! It's a 1978 Monte Carlo with hydraulics, TIS rims, flame vinyl, a NOS tank by the console. It's beautiful!"

Any sensible person: "You just turned a good Monte Carlo into a crappy Beaner-Box."

by J-48273 June 30, 2011

Beaver wiener

A hermaphrodite's sexual organ, combining the appearance of a vagina with the presence of a rudimentary penis.

The purported evidence of Lady Gaga's "beaver wiener" shocked the audience at one of her live concerts.

by Orbweaver July 8, 2011

Beaters Block

When a hip hop/beat producer has run out of creative ideas. This is called "Beaters Block" similar to "Writers Block."

"I've been working on this beat all day, but I can't get it right...I must have Beaters Block."

by Don of Dong September 5, 2011

BEAVER SHOOT

Location (bar,park,mall) with a very high concentration of attractive women.

Hey, Ronny you need to get over here quick this place is a total fucking BEAVER SHOOT!

by pet destroyer October 5, 2011

Beaver Mattress

A feminine napkin, specifically a Maxi-pad

I got's to go to da store & buy me some beaver mattresses - gettin' kinda runny down dere!

by Blorb2! September 18, 2012