The Battle of Madison and McGrady

The 1864 Civil War Battle of Madison and McGrady took the lives of several good men. The battle took place on the fields of Charlottesville, Virginia where Union soldiers took down a heavily guarded Confederate stronghold. The long fought battle took over 6 days to conclude and claimed the lives of over 1200 men. It is said the souls of these brave soldiers still roam the Virginia airs surrounding the battlefield.

This movie is bloodier than the battle of Madison and McGrady.

by CivilWar1864 May 28, 2011

Fortnite Battle Royale

Fortnite is a battle royale game where 100 players fight against each other in player versus player combat to be the last one standing. It is a fast-paced, action-packed game, not unlike The Hunger Games, where strategic thinking is a must in order to survive.

Fortnite Battle Royale is pro.

by ZenGaming1657 On YT August 16, 2022

Battle Pussy

A prepared pussy. #sheready

Pirate 1: Argh! I'm going to stab you!
Pirate 2: Not with my....battle pussy drops pants to reveal pristine pussy
Pirate 1: Oh wow.... walks the plank

6 months later

under the sea

Kraken and Pirate 2 engaging in tentacle sex.

by Men-Oh-Pause February 26, 2020

Crap battle

A contest where 2 people try to crap as hard as possible.

I think the second guy won the crap battle his crap was bigger.

by Tooftreef September 17, 2023

Fortnite Battle Pass

An item you can purchase in fortnite for 950 v-bucks, it normally contains skins, emotes, wraps, etc..

Guy 1: fortnite battle pass, i just shid out my ass
Guy 1: booted up my pc, cause i need me
Guy 1: to get that fortnite battle pass

by Colonel Cornelius Cornwall Jr. October 20, 2023

Battle Cow

A heavyset, and extremely angry woman with protruding nipples who is bent on revenge, and willing to decimate anyone in her way who may prevent her from exacting revenge.

That woman took out six cops, four pit bulls and a rabid, deranged librarian to seek revenge on a 7-11 store owner, who cheated her out 60 cents because she bought the wrong flavour of Doritos. “Now she is a serious Battle Cow!”

by anonymous October 22, 2023

Battle sack

When a male shaves his balls and accidentally cuts his sack leading to a gash that leads to a never ending cycle of lacerations

Son- Hey Dad, I think I have Battle Sack from accidentally cutting my balls while shaving in the shower the other morning. What should I do?

Dad- Hey Son, I'm sorry to tell you but you're fucked for life.

by Squeege68213 June 14, 2015