Battle Pussy

A prepared pussy. #sheready
Pirate 1: Argh! I'm going to stab you!
Pirate 2: Not with my....battle pussy drops pants to reveal pristine pussy
Pirate 1: Oh wow.... walks the plank

6 months later

under the sea

Kraken and Pirate 2 engaging in tentacle sex.
by Men-Oh-Pause February 26, 2020
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