Battle sack

When a male shaves his balls and accidentally cuts his sack leading to a gash that leads to a never ending cycle of lacerations

Son- Hey Dad, I think I have Battle Sack from accidentally cutting my balls while shaving in the shower the other morning. What should I do?

Dad- Hey Son, I'm sorry to tell you but you're fucked for life.

by Squeege68213 June 12, 2015