it's poku banks baby

It's Poku Banks Baby!

A phrase you say when you've done something to financially better yourself.

Mark: I just found this discount code that can get us 50% off!
Josh: It's Poku Banks Baby!

example 2

Mark: I just negotiated a pay rise 🥳 it's poku banks baby!

by dalphonzo November 02, 2021

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Bring the bank home

when you earn a large sum of money.
original origin unknown.

Gad: Dude, I just sold my Nintendo DS and all of my games for $200!
Dag: Wow, you sure know how to bring the bank home!
(Alternative) Wow, you sure brought the bank home!

by Reeko Smallum June 20, 2009

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Mobile Sperm Bank

A Mobile Sperm Bank is a garden variety type setup, whilst essentially female, that appears to be hoarding male ejaculate. It is unclear what happens to the loads after entering and whether they are offered as artificial insemination
solutions for infertile men or if it is frozen to later be carved and whoreshipped at the MBSs birthdays and other ceremonies of whoreship

Bro, I know it was short lived but we were in love, man! Turns out she's a serial cheat. I didn't even know they had mobile sperm banks! This will be handy through this pandemic.

by Jack Chat April 01, 2020

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make a bank deposit

Another way to say that you have to poop. Similar to “dropping off the kids at the pool.”

Person 1: Aw man nature is calling and I need to go make a bank deposit bad.

by Noblewolf797 May 16, 2022

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bank-some-mojo

Performing any number of macho/daredevil feats calculated to impress females when word of your exploits is circulated. Also designed to garner bragging rights during male bonding rituals.

Stewart decided to bank-some-mojo by jumping into the pool from the third floor while the girls were skinny-dipping.

by Firstperfidian April 10, 2011

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