Brandon 

He has small third leg.

Wow Brandon has a mini third leg

Brandon by anonymous September 6, 2022

Brandon 

Word to describe someone incredibly amazing.

This girl i met at the party is so brandon!

Brandon by BrandonTheNonabrow September 12, 2022

Brandon 

An apex human being. He is an excellent hunter as he can chase down any deer and tackle it. Also able to one shot any bear with one upper cut. Brandon’s are not to be messed with as their tracking skills they will find you anywhere.

Dame Brandon you 360 no scoped that deer.

Brandon by Timur Glazkov September 24, 2022

Brandon 

Clearly a SLU lover.

Ew guys, Brandon was at the St. Lawerence game the other week and he was cheering for them.

Brandon by duckiechip167 October 5, 2022

Brandon 

oh man... to be honest i'm at a lost with words on how to describe my feelings for this boy :)

he's genuinely such a sweetheart and a kind person, if you have Brandon in you're life... don't ever let go. Especially if they mean the world to you. Man i love this boy with all my heart <3

"who's that goofy dork over there? :)"
"oh! that's Brandon <3"

Brandon by sav :P October 22, 2022

Brandon 

A guy who is incredibly suspicious, and is probably a spy for three or more countries, including (always) Russia and China. He pretends that he is an idiot, but he is actually a chad.

Brandon said he would report me to his Russian overlords, and now I'm praying for my life.

Brandon by QDWFEGRHTJYKUL November 20, 2022

Brandon 

The purest, most condensed, the epitome, the heart, the soul, the very definition of the godless concept known as "The Rizzer"

Vivick: Brandon got his rizz all over me
Brandon: Sorry, I rizzed too hard
Anh: It's edible

Brandon by AsianFetus January 26, 2023