Anti-Gary Strike Force

The main source of opposition to the popular cult of Gary the Pony. Brings truth and justice to a world filled with darkness.

The Anti-Gary Strike Force spans the same Seattle elementary schools as Gary the Pony does.

The Anti-Gary Strike Force can also be referred to as 'AGS' or 'AGSF'. Their website can be found at www.freewebs.com/antigarystrikeforce (cut and paste into the browser)

Neutral-aligned person: "Y'know, I don't actually like Gary the Pony that much."
AGSF recruitment agent: "Then join the Anti-Gary Strike Force!"
Neutral-aligned person: "Okay."
AGSF recruitment agent: "Thank you!" -gives confidential information to new recruit-
Formerly neutral-aligned person: "Wow! I just realized Gary sucks! Yay!"

by Lieutenant Vulcan May 2, 2005

Anicide

The segregation and subsequent disposal of licorice- or aniseed-flavoured entities in an assortment of confectionery.

Steve was accused of Anicide after throwing away all the black jellybeans.

by pens nizzle March 27, 2009

Anti-fruit basket

A basket containing holy water, crosses, statues, and candles used to ward off demons that send their victim a fruit basket containing fruit, chocolate, and tons of flowers for Valentine's Day.

They are primarily used for protection from Axel-like creepers

Hey I sent him the anti-fruit basket to him yesterday...
THANK YOU!!! NOW HE WON'T EAT ME!!!!!!!!!

by Enemy of the Demon February 26, 2009

anti-salesman

A guy named Todd who doesn't like to sell things to his customers, even though he is a "salesman"

Customer
"hey Todd, I really like this tool you have here on your display"
Todd
"nah, you don't want to buy that, I heard it sucks"
Co-worker
"why are you such an anti-salesman?"
Todd
"Huh? what does that mean?"
*drool*...

by oinkymcporkchop June 15, 2011

Anti-epic

When something has the makings of being epic but simply isn't; "fake epic".

Michael Bay's recent movies are the definition of anti-epic. They're loud, full of great action scenes, amazing visuals and soundtrack but they still feel flat and empty.

by dude_wheres_my_brain July 10, 2011

anti-chris

An adjective used to describe every character except Chris on Everybody Hates Chris.

Dad: Good morning son.
Chris: Good morning anti-chris, I mean Dad.
Dad: What did you say to me, faggot?
Chris: Nothingdadpleasedontbeatme

by Ronald Bringus Ph.D. October 26, 2015

Anti-Material

A rifle bullet so badass they had to name it something more appropriate so the newbies don't use it for target practice

The .50 BMG ain't a sniper round it's a godamn Anti-Material shell

by Veteran Bandit February 1, 2021