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anticlout 

The opposite of 'Clout' - Someone who doesn't agree with the way people with huge social followings 'brag' about the influence they have, or people who like to 'flex' expensive items to impress others
Did you see Ryan's anticlout post calling out the influencer for saying how blessed he is for having reached 10k!

OR

Come on Sam, don't buy those new trainers just to impress Jessica, I thought you were anticlout!
anticlout by Daveyboiii1996 March 25, 2021
Words you can keep

anticlout 

- The opposite of clout. Negative clout. If someone has anticlout that means that they get absolutely none and you should probably feel bad for them lmao.

- Can also be used to describe a person who gets none / is disgusting and the worst
"Yo did you hear that Evan got with eight girls last night?"
"Shut the fuck up Jessica no he didn't - Evan is anticlout."
anticlout by roofieboi May 22, 2017

Anticlout 

Someone with absolutely no clout to their name. Someone One who has no knowledge of clout.
Xavier:“Hey did you hear Hunter is cloutless?”
Kevin:”Yea , I heard he had anticlout on his reputation
Anticlout by DixonCider42 November 22, 2017

Anticlumsy 

Congrats! You’re not clumsy, you’re 100% not clumsy at all. When people think of your name, they define you as perfect and not clumsy at all. You’re not that stupid yay!
Batman: Chris, you’re clumsy
Chris: No you are

Batman: No, I’m actually anticlumsy
Anticlumsy by K-waffles August 23, 2019

Anticleptic 

One who lacks a lower vertabrae, thus allowing them to curl up and suck their own penis (and if one would so desire, ejaculate directly into their own mouths.)
AusRotten88 wishes he was anticleptic.
Anticleptic by AusRotten88 March 19, 2005

anticougar 

A girl, typically under the age of consent, who goes for guys much older than she is (usually over the age of 21). The opposite of a cougar.
Josh: I want to have sex with Brittany. She seems like a good girl to have sex with.
Jason: No way, dude. She's 16 and just put a 21 year old in jail for having sex with her.
Josh: Damn, im 19. Guess im off her radar for a couple years.
Jason: Yeah, definitely. Shes an anticougar to the max.
anticougar by thatkid90 April 20, 2009
An individual who is present to serve as the balance against asinine individuals. They are present around these individuals to regulate and temper the atmosphere from becoming too ridiculous.
Joshuitz: Man, my coworkers are scumbags. They try to pawn the work off on to others so they can do less and fraternize more with their click.

GenManager: How so?

Joshuitz: They act like they're super busy and can't help out with the slack when the loads get busy. But thank God for Huss. Even though the others have seniority, Huss stepped in and called them out. They already hated on him to begin with so he doesn't give a fuck. He's exacting his revenge and balancing the place out again. He put all of those clowns on blast about their light workload and the coordinator stepped in and balanced the chores among everyone. Those two served as anticlown agents and nipped that shit in the bud. Now, they don't try to scheme with Huss around. He's a diabological genius.
Anticlown by The Anticlown September 27, 2017
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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