twat spot

1. Short for a twenty dollar bill.

2. The opening of the female genitalia.

3. A designated area for frequent intercourse.

For just one twat spot, you can pork Billy Bobs sister Maggy Joe in the twat spot.

by Eapert McDangles June 18, 2006

twat portfolio

when you gotta roll through your rolodex of pussy or through your manila folders with pics of chicks in em just to find which one was hot or which one you want to bang that evening.

HEY! you seen my twat portfolio?!?! i left it here last night and there's a chick i have in it and i gotta bang her like right the fuck now!

by DecadentDestruction July 18, 2006

twatblossom

An overexposed, aesthetically overrated and therefore sexually overused, celebrity female.

Guy Ritchie: "Man, my wife is a fucking twatblossom."

by Steve Barry October 5, 2006

twat moss

a fungus in or around a woman's vagina

woman 1-damn, i got a yeast infection
passerby-haha that bitch has twat moss

by nardsackass January 30, 2007

twat sicle

when you are fucking in the winter and your cum freezes

i would go fuck in a igloo but i might get a twat sicle

by jason and jonah July 19, 2009

Twat

(noun)
1) One who tweets professionally.

"I just got a new job as Glenn Beck's twat. He has hired me full time to post his tweets and you can follow them at @..."

by CalvinHobbes February 5, 2010

twat monkey

Buckle shopping, Affliction wearing, hair gelling, UFC loving douche bag that wacks off to Tapout and cant get enough of going to the gym, taking selfies of himself to show on facebook, and is the most egotistical retard on the planet. (Most UFC

and Tapout fans)

Man chris used to be cool til he got into that gay ass UFC shit, hes such a fucking twat monkey now.

by WVTOMBLIN85 May 24, 2014