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Definitions by CalvinHobbes
Twat
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(
noun
)
1)
One
who
tweets
professionally.
"
I just
got a
new job
as Glenn Beck's twat. He has hired me full time to post his tweets and you can
follow
them at @..."
Twat
by
CalvinHobbes
February 5, 2010
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