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Sperm Turd

When a male/female shits out a sperm baby due to the result of a hard ass pounding the night before.
I gave that starfish allyson a sperm turd last night.
by Lord Thaddeus December 16, 2011
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Janky Turd

A term used by lame asses on BMX Museum to describe something shitty. Some dumb troll used it once and a bunch of guys picked up on it and use it to death.
Hey man, did you see that janky turd of a janky turd?
by Brak_Spaceman June 27, 2012
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Egg Plant Turd

A violently and explosively released, compacted turd the size of an Egg Plant. Generally, large and bulbous at the initial release and tapered at the pinch.
Carl had been cramping all afternoon. He feared a massive shit. He finally went to the restroom and forced out the biggest Egg Plant Turd he has ever seen and felt. His bung was stretched but was relieved.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2015
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Turd Morgue

Turd Morgue....A small under-used rectangle of grass just outside Burnley village center, where small numbers of hill-trolls spend their time looking at a spherical object repeatedly kicked "oop in`t sky!" whilst 'special people' dressed in purple & pale blue watch 'out of towners' kick the 'bouncy turnip' into their net several times every Saturday afternoon.
Turd Morgue...A place where 'special people' go.
A place where sheep graze in the summertime ...to save money
A place where dingles dwell (in small numbers)
A butt of many peoples jokes.
by Dr Fox May 22, 2007
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turd launcher

the ass of a woman. can be a sexy curvy set o buttocks, or can be a huge fat ass. the delivery port for her dumping of fecal matter
man, your girlfriend has a huge turd launcher, and i bet u can't hit the starfish when u ass fuck her
by markcop1 December 22, 2005
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Turd Hammock

1. Shitty underwear. Underwear that has been spray farted into.
Did you hear Fish made another turd hammock today, he really laid it down.
by coopman27 March 22, 2009
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Turd Milkshake Fallacy

A logical fallacy whereby someone points out that one thing is better than another when, in fact, both items in the comparison are horrible.
Person A: "I'd much rather hook up with Girl-X, she's better looking than Girl-Y."

Person B: "That's like saying you'd rather drink a turd milkshake instead of being beaten savagely with cacti. While the turd milkshake may arguably be better, it's still a turd milkshake and it still sucks. My point is that you shouldn't sleep with either of those heinous-looking girls, and your turd milkshake fallacy isn't helping your argument."
by ironchef8000 May 2, 2009
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