thanksgiving 

sitting around in a room full of your family and being completely incapable of going shopping because all the stores are closed..and then not eating until about 10pm because something went wrong when they were cooking the turkey

stupid waste of time arguement-prone thanksgiving

thanksgiving by smil3xitsxM3GAN November 25, 2009

THANKS INTERNET

A term used as a way to blame the internet for bad things that happen in one's life, that has been caused by being obsessive over the internet.

Friendships, relationships etc.

"I got dumped today. THANKS INTERNET."

THANKS INTERNET by Teirusu April 23, 2010

Thanks for clarifying 

Response from office worker after manager has explained a simple procedure for the 8th time, the last time using graphic displays out of desperation because said worker must be mentally incapacitated to have not understood what was required on the first try.

(upon 8th explanation of simple procedure)
Anita (employee): Thanks for clarifying
Michelle (boss) : Oy. The dreaded "thank you for clarifying," defined as explaining something for the 100th time when you should have understood it the first time. How do you even get yourself dressed in the morning? (and then out loud I said: You're welcome. )

Thanks for clarifying by pr maven August 4, 2010

thanks B 

Something this girl who I never met says to me every time when I compliment her on her pictures and videos on instagram. All I know is that she goes to my school and we have mutual friends.

Me: Nice video! What band was playing and where was this taken?
Her: Thanks B. This was panic at the disco in madison square garden

thanks B by ichybichy September 19, 2018

k thanks 

a)something "stupid" people use (as my friend defines it)
b)a way of saying "okay thanks you" in a preppier way

"your picture on facebook is so cute. k thanks!"

k thanks by pretty dog April 10, 2007

thanks for that 

One uses such a phrase when one tells one an uninteresting story. One dismisses the 'story' and 'thanks' them for it. Adding the person's name afterwards increases effectiveness.

Person 1: This one time, I broke a pen and then fixed it again.
Person 2: Thanks for that ....(person name)

Tim: This one time, two guys on the train were drinking beer, so I asked them for a sip, and they said no.
Person 2: Thanks for that Tim

thanks for that by reppinchristshospital July 22, 2010

Thanksgiving 

The best feast and poop of the year.

Finally, Thanksgiving! I'll eat turkey and then I'll take a ride on the S.S. Diarhea!

Thanksgiving by sweetasslil November 24, 2006