Texas Handbag

A method by which one carries Alpine skis at one's side similar to the way a hand bag is held by use of apposing ski pole straps to create a handle from which skis are hung. Appropriate coordinating texas handbag accessories include natural fur clothing, cowboy boots, wet denim, large hair, confused facial expressions.

Stacy Marron always sports a Texas Handbag between her truck and the chairlift.

by JakeStur April 8, 2011

Texas Snake Raper

The type of golf shot when one hits the ball very low to the ground; low enough to concuss an unlucky snake.

Bill: Sam, how'd your tee shot go?

Sam: I just hit the worst Texas Snake Raper of my life.

by Sirender August 17, 2011

Texas Body

A person with skinny legs and a big gut and or upper body.

Mr. Incredible from The Incredibles has a Texas Body.

by camjobs October 12, 2011

texas twosome

tek-suhs too-suhm vomiting while having explosive diarrhea.

"i got the texas twosome last night, i think it was the white castle i ate"

by explosionofawesome December 2, 2011

Texas 2-step

It's when you and your best bud successfully Eiffel Tower a girl in Texas.

Bro we totally gave that girl a Texas 2-step

by Le-Roy Jenkins April 27, 2017

Texas peach pussy

When the virgin girls pussy is so tight you have to use BBQ sauce instead of lube

As shit I fucked a Texas peach pussy

by Poop Inspector June 6, 2018

Texas BBQ sugardaddy piping bag breastmilking

Firstly, you need to find a pregnant transgender sugar daddy. This can be done anywhere, but preferably Texas. You begin by taking them to a public pizza restaurant (the public bit is the fun part) and sitting down and ordering a large Texas BBQ pizza to share. You start feeding each other pizza and then inserting some into a piping bag that you brought with you. Put the piping bag aside while the trans sugar daddy encourages their boobs to lactate. They pull their top up and lactate into the piping bag. Then you resume feeding each other, but now using the piping bag with the breastmilk and pizza. After this many people will proceed to fuck whilst feeding each other with the piping bag, sometimes at home or sometimes at the public pizza place. This act is frowned upon largely and you need to be granted special permission by Caitlin Jenner in order to perform the act. The act must be completed in silence and the participants must not talk to each other during the process.

Oh boy Johnny, did you see that Texas bbq sugardaddy piping bag breastmilking in the pizza place the other day?!

by mothertruckerdude6969 June 12, 2018