telepwn

A spinnoff of pwn derived from the english word "telephone", telepwn is used to mark the impending action of pwning.

telepwn call for you.

by ryan y February 23, 2005

telectual

A TV personality that is supposed to be an expert on a given subject, but often lacks the credentials and reputation generally required to be successful in their respective fields.

Dr. Phil is such a telectual.

by Mr. Rags September 22, 2005

Telebone

The act of participating in phone sex.

I totally teleboned her.

You wanna telebone?

by Cord Montgomery March 31, 2007

testicle telepathy

the act of having a guy read his buddy's mind so as to complete his sentence.. or finish his thoughts

Nick and Dureid's testicle telepathy has them watching Batman in different places at the same time.

by supergirlvictory April 15, 2009

telemarketer

A person who sits on the phones and badgers the hell out of people to either donate to the police or sign up for a credit card. Yet, the telemarketer gets a huge kick out of people who cuss and scream at them and ask to be taken off the list.

Anybody who works for Millenium Teleservices/CDG Management, LLC RULE!

by Glenn Pasch September 19, 2003

Swedish Telescope

Your partner wears swimming goggles, or other tight eye protection. You then drop a solid turd out of your ass onto their eye.

I gave her a swedish telescope and she told me she seen yellow stars. Must have been the corn I ate.

by Piero Sherpa September 4, 2005

telfeezy

the ghetto version of saying telfar, a handbag company.

“chile you know what my man got me for christmas”
“no girl what”
“a telfar bag”
“oh shit my sis got the telfeezyyyyyy”

by pussypopper36 January 1, 2021