squaters 

Similar to the "fives" rule on seats. However, with fives, you can only save your seat for five minutes. Calling squaters means that you can save your seat unless you sit down somewhere else. The moment your ass touches another seat, squaters is ended, and the first seat becomes available.

Bob: "shit my phone is ringing, but i dont want to lose my seat..."
gets up to answer phone, and someone steals his seat
Jack:"He should have called squaters"

squaters by The Jewman November 20, 2007

squatslam 

when a male gives something a mushroom stamp while tea bagging

My friend died and I squatslammed his corpse at his funeral.

squatslam by Easy Pee December 19, 2008

squat surfing 

the act of surfing the web whilst sitting on the toilet making poops

Today I updated my status on facebook while squat surfing

squat surfing by The Situjason December 22, 2009

Squat Bucket 

a derogatory insult that can be used as an alternative for douche bag.

Man, my boss is being a totally squat bucket today he can suck my asshole.

Squat Bucket by nikkikins28 May 22, 2011

squat 

To dwell with the universe amidst its adversities. To find one's center. To dwell, in silence, with your best friend until stars, stream or stirring evoke conversation.

Informal: "Hey man, let's cop a squat"; or Formally: "Do you have time for a squat?"

squat by mr juggly December 16, 2011

Squatting Sasquatch 

Doing the Reverse Cowgirl with a woman who does not shave... anything.

Jared performed a squatting sasquatch with the ver hairy Liza.

Squatting Sasquatch by Squat'on'squash February 19, 2013

squat box 

When someone takes a shit while another person is showering

While I was taking a shower my roomate squat boxed me

squat box by Execsec69 November 9, 2013