shart

When you try to fart and a poo comes out instead!

JAKE K. sharts himself everyday

ohh I sharted

it appears I have sharted myself oh dear

by 1337 5h4r+3r May 13, 2005

shart

When attempting to pass gas, you accidentally leave a "skid mark" (or worse).

The opposite of that old graffitti verse, "Here I sit, broken-hearted. Came to shit, but only farted." In this case you wanted to fart, but crap is what you got. This is especially true if you're over 50. Like Dad used to say, "Never trust a fart"!
"Did you fart?" "No, I think I SHARTED!"

by bobby shart August 28, 2009

Shart

When you fart a little shit comes out..a shart

Man I was in your moms bedroom and she made me laugh so hard i sharted in my pants!

by Kyleman January 20, 2004

sartorians

A fandom who is grateful for jacob sartorias , for everything he do with them, they can never give him back in their life happiness that he make them. They want him to be happy, no matter what people say, haters do not know him as much as they do, believe that they would do anything for him, for seeing that happiness that they long to see. Just by seeing his smile so gleaming makes them feel very very happy, they love him too much, he is too important to them. Believe he make them feel too many things."pride" is little with what they feel for him, because at such a young age he is achieving what he always wanted, that's why he inspire them too much, that's why they admire him, because he is fulfilling all his goals as he grow up and they feel so lucky to see every step he take in his career. They will always support him, they will always be by his side, they will always follow him no matter what happens, because he is a beautiful person, because he is so incredible, because he is their idol, because they love him and care about him, that will never change. They promise that never in their life will stop loving him and supporting him and he can trust the sartorians.

sartorians are not just a "fandom"
sartorians are a big strongest family.

by insta: @stanworthyjs3.0 January 10, 2019

shart

A huge fart with a lump in it.

As I was attempting to drive home from the local chinese restaurant, I shart myself before reaching the oval office in time.

by Big Shartman III January 5, 2005

Shart

Plural: Sharts

When you put enough pressure on your farts, that particals of shit come out of your anus too.

Person: What?! You just totally sharted man!

Person 2: How can you tell?

Person: I heard a loud blast and your pants is covered with crap.

by Migh October 1, 2009

shart

When you fart and shit comes out with it

Ben sharted his pants after he forced a fart.

by rebelwith a cause May 12, 2006