cock-smoking sausage jockey

Even worse than a cock smoker or a sausage jockey. A bit of both really.

Fuck off you fucking fat fucking... COCK SMOKING SAUSAGE JOCKEY!!!

by merryment May 8, 2005

Blood sausage

The state of a penis right after intercourse with a vagina in her period.

I didn't notice she was in her period so I went ahead and banged her without a condom, she gave me the worst case of blood sausage ever!

by Vizantieca November 2, 2010

Velvet Covered Sausage Wallet

A ladies private area (her clout)

can I put my willy in your velvet covered sausage wallet please.

by Burger March 28, 2005

blue sausage

A yeast infection of the penis acquired through sexual intercourse with a blue waffle.

"Did you hear what happened to Rick last night?"
"what?"
"He got a blue sausage from Sarah."

by krispiekream December 15, 2011

stroking the sausage

"Stroking the sausage," generally a term for getting oneself off, is used when a man refers to his masturbatory habits, in a way utilizing part of his knowledge of sexual innuendo.

Man: "I was stroking my sausage today..."
Woman: "Get away from me, you stupid pervert!"

by Dean May 13, 2005

sausage jockey

someon who rides cock
(tim wicks)also see bonesmoker

tim wicks is a sausage jockey

by i hate tim May 19, 2003

urban sausage

A man who has fornicated with many females in a sexual nature. Similar to the man whore or man slut.

Jebediah is the urban sausage of the Amish community.

by Nipples the Clown December 23, 2003