Derp State

Someone so caught up in conspiracy theories that they believe everything is a conspiracy.

"You know that the stars at night are fake, right? Everything is a simulation. It's all part of the Matrix "Wake up SHEEPLE!"

"Dude, that is some DERP State talk"

by Talamascaa May 20, 2020

Facebook Status Hacker

Facebook Status Hacker can be abbreviated FSH.

(noun.) One who writes on a friend's Facebook status, for the purpose of destroying one's reputation. The case in which the FSH writes on his/her friend's status usually follows their friend forgetting to log out of their Facebook, leaving their profile open for anyone to modify.

Will reads his status:
Will Owens "likes mad dick in his butt! Hit me up boyz!"

his response:
"Damn Facebook Status Hacker's fucking with my facebook! i am tight!"

by DKizzay October 19, 2009

pat your stats

IN BRIEF: An act of bragging or being selfishly concerned about your own accomplishments. Stats is also short for statistics.

Don't pat your stats. It's not all about yourself. But the real world obviously shows different.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant January 31, 2010

Moon man status

In the mental/physical state of being extremely high, drunk, or a pleasant combination of the two. (more commonly used when referring to being high from marijuana) Much like transcending to a higher plane of existence where one feels happily numb, dazed, hazed, or blazed; hence the "Moon Man" name.

props to Kid Cudi

I smoked so much dank last night, I was on moon man status.

Im feelin myself homie I got moon man status!

by steveo1242 November 24, 2009

purple state

All the states,with the possible exception of Washington D.C. which may be ultraviolet, since it's constituency votes at about 97% democrat.

Even the most conservative states are purple because they vote at least 40% democratic, and as we all know that would make them all various shades of purple states -- ranging from magenta to ultraviolet.

There are no red or blue states, only purple states.

by monkiki November 6, 2006

static x

a kickass band i saw in concert, fucking best mosh pit, famous for push it, this is not, black and white, wisconson death trip...

i saw static x in concert

by rhcpgod August 13, 2003

CHICO STATE

bitches
beer
blunts
blow

Yo! I was up at Chico State and I didn't sleep all weekend.

by Anonymous September 23, 2003