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putinated

when a random senseless act happens to ruin your existence.
the man was putinated while riding his motorcycle when the goose flew into him and caused the accident that took his life.
by pussy bee April 9, 2022
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Putinizer

Putinizer

A person or entity that attempts to overtake a neighbouring country that does not belong to them through use of force.
That Putinizer invaded Ukraine, Georgia and Belarus.
by Drzlom April 25, 2022
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Putinizer

A person who of invades a neighbour’s country.
Hey Putinuzer, Ukraine is not yours.
Hey Putinizer, Georgia is not yours. Etc
by Drzlom May 2, 2022
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Putinsaekrat

Real estate jargon and this can add layers of confusion to an already convoluted process. Whether you’re buying or selling a home, it can be putinsaekrat. Putinsaekrat is a real estate term :

A putinsaekrat home is a home that is protected against skyrocketing energy prices when Putin began his barbaric war of aggression against Ukraine. Oil, petrol and diesel are record expensive. The cost of electricity went off the chart. Food prices are skyrocketing. So the question remains, is the house putinsaekrat?

Solar cells on the roof allow residents to use their own electricity when it's too expensive to buy from the grid and even sell the surplus back to the grid. The solar panels also goes down to the garage's charging stations so you do not have to buy the ever so increasingly expensive Putin soup.

"Obviously her majesty wants the palace to be putinsaekrat," explains the British Crown Prize when Buckingham Palace is suddenly covered in solar cells.

Source: Spacious and Putinsaekrat Penthouse for sale in the best location, by Mattias Goldmann, Swedish real estate magazine
"Obviously her majesty wants the palace to be putinsaekrat," explains the British Crown Prize when Buckingham Palace is suddenly covered in solar cells.

"Is the house Putin secured?"

"A Putinsaekrat house for the handy"

"A spacious apartment in a putinsaekrat property
by EErck June 5, 2022
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Putinsexual

Somebody who is sexually attracted to Vladimir Putin. Actually it's just Putin's name transformed into a sexuality to justify war crimes and support the Russian invasion.
I came out as Putinsexual.
by SniperGun July 29, 2022
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Puting

When one lays in bed and plays on phone or masterbates instead of roaring pool and drinking liquor.
Hey where’s Luke?

He’s at home Puting tonight.
by Chicken sandwich 67 August 7, 2022
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Putinized

It is where you get nuked by bombs and nuclear weapons and kissing your bottom good bye
Person A: "I'm so hungover I feel like I've been putinized"
Person B: "Sorry to hear that"
by Anonymous putinizer August 18, 2022
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