puppy

A politically correct version of pussy; in other words, showing little or no backbone when confronted with any task or obligation.

Man, Steve really puppied out. He was supposed to meet me here but instead
stayed home with his mom.
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You're such a puppy. Get a life and stop whining.
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Don't be a puppy. Ask her out.
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by germinator7 February 18, 2008

Puppy Sex

Puppy sex means if a male child & a female child had sex, or lose virginity before the age of majority.

When I was 12 years old, me & and my girlfriend had puppy sex.

by AwesomeGRidgewell01 November 13, 2021

Puppy Kisses

The act of tickling a partner’s butthole with one’s nose a la Eskimo kisses.

“Bro, I stopped eating her ass to give her butthole Eskimo kisses.”
“Chicks love puppy kisses.”

by DirtyNix May 14, 2018

Puppy

1.A stupid or ignorant person.
2.A person who whines constantly

1.Man, you are such a puppy!
2.Shut the fuck up you stupid puppy, no one cares!

by Extinct Living July 5, 2005

Puppying

The act of getting a puppy and shoving it up ones ass super gluing it in and having the dog decompose in the anal cavity which will kill the person of a dieses or constipation.

I hate Hannah so much I just wanna give her a good puppying.

by mrman1226 January 31, 2017

pumpkin puppy

A small dog that has been shaved and spraypainted orange, and every second tooth has been removed.

andy humped the pumpkin puppy several times before confirming it was a skid like him, after he figured it out he humped it more

by The Fuss December 5, 2007

Sand Puppy

The nickname your Arab girlfriend gives your penis.

Joe: Hey Fatima, how about playing with my Sand Puppy

Fatima: Sure Joe, uleash the beast.

by Josiah17 November 16, 2009