procrasting

Waiting till last moment

v (Procrasting)

i was procrasting for an importnant project untill my boss started shouting on me

by BlackListed July 1, 2009

procrasterbation

The male art of masturbating when he should be doing work or something a female would do.

Man last night i was procrasterbating and now im all fucked up cus i didnt do my project.

by SEAN K (skimbo) April 25, 2005

Emancipation Proclamation

The act of breaking up with one's significant other by performing an unwanted Abe Linclon on him/her. It is expected that the recipient will express outrage and a desire to end the relationship at which point the individual performing the Abe Lincoln typically proclaims "You're free to go", thereby emancipating the recipient from the relationship.

Michael - "Dude, did you break up with Tyra last night?"

Jeff - "Yup, I gave that skank the old Emancipation Proclamation!"

by qqduck January 8, 2008

proctonaut

Another in a long line of slang terms referencing male homosexuality.

The catenation of Proctologist and Astronaut.

Alas, the life of a proctonaut was not for him. You see, during a particularly energetic masturbation session, he launched a payload of his own manthrax directly into his open mouth. In retaliation, he immediately projectile vomited it right back at his crotch.

by -Awesome- February 14, 2006

Procrastinatious

Adjective form of procrastination.

I am procrastinatious. I leave everything for the last moment.

by hoho man May 16, 2006

Proctocoulrophobia

Fear of ass clowns. Sometimes referred to as Rectacoulrophobia. While there is no cure, there is help. And, where there's help, there's hope.

Steve-o has a really extreme case of Proctocoulrophobia. It's really taken over his life. He's shunned all his friends, and rarely leaves his house. He fears being just one step away from total ass clown devastation.

by Dick Gazzina May 25, 2007

procrasturbate

I don't know what you did, or didn't do.... but if you did both....

Dude #1--- What did you do today?

Dude #2--- I was gonna do laundry but I did nothing but procrasturbate all day long

by saygen June 27, 2008