paper preacher

Anyone who preaches the word of the Lord for more and more of that paper (money).

Friend: Hey! Did you read that great self-help book by (millionaire televangelist type)?
Me: No way, I don't take advice from no paper preacher!

by Mwahahahahahaha! December 19, 2013

Nobel Peace Prize

Code for hot chick wearing yoga pants because whoever started the trend deserves a Nobel Peace Prize.

Nobel Peace Prize 10 O'clock!

by Dirty Dave69 May 14, 2018

The Peacemakers

The Peacemakers are military units genetically bred for combat and battle. They are reckless at times especially saying random words during battle but they are the perfect soldiers. Each peacemaker has a certain color on their armour that represents a mark they lead in.

Scientist: Gentlemen, I give you, the Peacemaker!

The People: We’ve decided that the Peacemakers will be used for war.

Scientist: Good, we will be cloning Five Million in a few months.

by The guy with the orange September 5, 2018

bleach and preach

a statement used by the bleach squad for praying and drinking bleach

maddi and billy say bleach and preach

by sharks28 October 26, 2016

The Rittenhouse Precedent

The dangerous precedent set by the acquittal of Kyle Rittenhouse on November 19th, 2021; that you have the right to self-defense by any means if your life is threatened by mentally ill pedophiles and rioters.

"The Rittenhouse precedent now gives deranged right-wingers the right to kill my wife's boyfriend if he chases one of them down in a riot"

by BlowtorchBassem November 20, 2021

love, peace and understanding

A bunch of bullshit that will never coincide.

The end of Disney-movies. That's the only time you'll see love, peace and understanding in the same place, at the same time.

by 4everGemma January 20, 2014

Inner Peace

Pissing after jerking off

I reached inner peace thanks to my toilet and pornhub

by Gatg March 15, 2015