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Puddled

To be drenched with copious amounts of water, splashed up by a car when one is walking on a sidewalk during or after a rain storm. When one's bodily composition goes from 60% water to 100% water.
It was raining as I walked home yesterday, when out of nowhere a car came flying by and absolutely puddled me.
by HeadHunterX11 April 6, 2017
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Puddle Splasher

A person whom smokes crystal methamphetamine using a glass pipe.
When a person smokes meth from a glass pipe with a ball at the end, they place the meth in the ball end of the pipe, they then proceed to light it enough until its hot enough all whilst rotating the pipe to be able to take a puff.
"Let's go smoke a bowl with our other fellow puddle splashers"
by Caroleena cupcake August 9, 2017
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Puddle slut

New way to say dirt keg because it really didn't make sense but think about this....
They puddle sluts 1) they jumping puddle to puddle.
2)and when u jump in a mud puddle you create more puddles from water splashing up
3) the puddle in that bubble they want
Dude, all I see around here are nasty ass puddle sluts!
by Mattie cole May 4, 2018
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poodle my noodle

The act of a male putting his soft penis into a girl's untrimmed vagina

Happens to only gaylords who play fortnite
DUDE "poodle my noodle when" I tried fucking a girl at a party last night it was terrible
by Sumica June 1, 2018
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Poodle

Used to describe a male we is treated as and or behaves as a obedient lap dog.
One who is primped and pampered and patted on the head in reward of their obedience and malability
Man did you see Jake act s poodle when his wife showed up?
by Oakydoaky September 10, 2020
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Poodle noodle

A good pun to break the ice when someone sees you fucking the dog
"Oh my God what are you doing!?"
"Don't worry I've just hot a poodle noodle, it just looks like that"
by Leedle leedle leeeeeeeee December 21, 2020
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PaddleLeaf

A very small watermelon-like frog on a tree, and also under your bed. Paddleleaf's are usually found in the middle of Antarctica, where it is nice and warm.
"Did you catch a Paddleleaf on the weekend?" Said Joe.

"No, i didn't." Said Peter.
by gongdongdingdongbang May 19, 2022
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