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packing the missile

The act of thrusting a dildo or buttplug in and out of one's anal cavity for sexual gratification; masturbating anally
Even though Jerrod is a str8 guy, that don't stop him from packing the missile from time to time, whatever floats his boat or plugs his hole.

I had no idea Lola was a poo pipe princess until I walked in on her packing the missile, what a kinky, yet lovely sight.
by pandono September 12, 2011
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Pack Watch

The activity of staying vigilant for bozos to roast to death (RIP BOZO).

Originates from slang for “pack,” which refers to a pack of drugs; to smoke another’s pack implies that you have killed them for their pack and are know enjoying the drugs contained therein.
We stay smoking on that Alec Baldwin pack #RIPBOZO #PACKWATCH PACK WATCH GANG
by NavyMonkey69 November 24, 2021
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Packing the beans

A 5 star sexual move between male and female or male and male, where the male puts his hard penis and testicles into the receiving females or males ass cavity. This act is typically done after anal sex so as to have already stretched out the receivers asshole. I would not recommend this act be practiced by those not experienced in anal play or stretch training.
Damn yo!! Last night I was packing the beans in that bitch, I thought my nuts were going to be crushed, she so tight!!
by Wett noodle June 23, 2023
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pack of ani

This is used interchangeably with “a load of bullshit
Man: “this is a pack of ani”
Other man: “you are correct
by Toothpaste.io June 23, 2023
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Pending Pack

Someone who is on the verge of dying / Being Killed.
Spoken by 12 year olds in britian who think they are hard vaping.
'Why are you guys always so mean to me?'
'Ahh shut up bruv you likkle neek ur nans a Pending Pack init'
'Leave me alone!!!'
by Fury the furious February 2, 2023
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Cali Pack

Weed that comes in a colorful packet, usually god tier shit that your friend will claim came from California.
Me: DAMN this gas is fire
Friend: Ofc bro it's a cali pack
by rooklz January 8, 2023
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Six Pack

Wise women who dispense advice and shoulders for the exhausted to sob on. Prefer to be found near fermented beverages when not kicking ass in the real world (or Wisconsin).
I feel terrible. I need to call up my Six Pack.
by Taco Gyro December 5, 2018
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