Maria Palms

When you haven't experienced sex with girls but you really want to experience it so that's why you'll masturbate and imagine it is a girl named Maria

F1: Hey dude, I'm not virgin anymore
F2: What? With who
F1: Maria Palms
F2: Oh fuck you, i's you fucking hands again

by MaNiggaYouJustGotRoasted May 16, 2016

Scat Palmer

When you poop in your hand then jerk off with it.

I ran out of lube so I gave myself a scat palmer

by clashclashclash February 23, 2017

dd palmer

A liar and a shrewd person who started chiropractic

DD Palmer is the founder of chiropractic

by BJ Palmer October 24, 2017

Crappy Palmer

A delicious summertime concoction of Crown Apple and Arnold Palmer.

That Crappy Palmer we had in AK’s barage got me all sorts of schlammered.

by Cubical Buddies November 3, 2017

Face-Palmer

A nickname held by a former Formula 1 driver, Jolyon Palmer, due to his disastrous racing performance. Often paired with "Jolyoff" derived from his name.

Poor weekend for Hamilton. And as for Jolyon Face-Palmer! Oh dear.

by m4ti140 December 15, 2017

ryan palmer tucker

Gay Ass Bitch Who Should Just Kill himself.

Girl 1) is that a mop next to a locker.)
Girl 2) no that's just ryan palmer tucker.)

by Plskskdjdjj May 11, 2018

Prayer Palms

In attempt to fist a female with both hands, when the girl is too tight, you stick both palms of the hands together in a prayer position to stretch open the vagina.

I couldn't double fist her, so instead I used prayer palms to spread open her pussy.

by Facedownazzup November 22, 2018