FUNNY NUMBERS!

What people say when they see someone repping 69 or 420 in their name on a video game.

Call Me Kevin: HAHAH! FUNNY NUMBERS! FUNNY NUHUMBERSSS

by JynxIsTheName December 9, 2020

Number 3

Number 3 means full sex with a woman. Ask and agree = three - rhyming slang.

Men often visit prostitutes for Number 3

by Stias September 5, 2005

Number 11

A nasty yet entertaining trick played by men on women (or other men depending on how you are).
Committed in the closing moments of a blowjob, It is the act of grabbing the recievers head and jamming it down on your dick as you cum, thus making them choke/gag, re-routing your cum out through their nose running out of both nostrils. Number 11.

If you need an example, try it.

by Serial T July 16, 2005

Number 3

The act of performing an abortion on a toilet, flushing down the fetus.

Sally was in the washroom for a long time because she went number 3.

by Gerry McGee April 8, 2008

Numb Chuck

Slang for nunchaku, ie, two rods connected by a cord or chain, used as a weapon.

The only man who was able to Numb Chuck Norris's body was Bruce Lee. Then Bruce did a flying jump kick into Heaven because God wanted to learn Jeet Kune Do.

by Chuck Liddell May 25, 2006

numbnuts

An intellectually challenged person.
Although the term would seem self-explanatory, it has no relation to a scrotum condition whatsoever. (not even from standing waste-deep in a gelid water!!!)

In many a case, Russian private soldiers invading Czechoslovakia in 1968 were numbnuts. The hey I dont know how to work the tap I guess I will just use the force of a hammer to make the water run out of the wall ones

by scribblerus August 22, 2006

number whore

a female who cotinuously gives out her number to every guy she meets

Beth: Where's Becca?
Sarah: Oh, she stayed back to give that guy her number
Beth: She's such a number whore

by trogdor0086 October 17, 2009