sit around with her thumb up her bum and her mind in neutral

1) The art of mucking around and generally getting nothing done.
2) Description relevant to the most common state of teenagers when they leave school

Since Crissy left school, all she's done is sit around with her thumb up her bum and her mind in neutral

sit around with her thumb up her bum and her mind in neutral by jimsweirdnakedindianfriend November 30, 2009

i don't mind 

Your girlfriends pissed

Girlfriend: I don't mind if you go out with your friends

You: okay Thankyou

Girlfriend kills your family and skins your dog alive

i don't mind by Swagking1010 June 11, 2016

Jedi mind fuck 

Upon talking to somebody about an uncomfortable topic, they deftly and without notice change the topic. You don't realize this has occurred for minutes, or even days.

Person 1: Could you give the answers to this homework assignment?

Person 2: OMG! Did you hear about the new Harry Potter movie? Who do you think is the sexiest?

Person 1: Oh, definitely Ron! The way he... {blah, blah, blah}

Hours later...
Person 1: What a minute! I never got my homework done!! I've been jedi mind fucked!!

Jedi mind fuck by nerdgurl July 16, 2009

Cvs Mind games 

When the girl behind the counter at cvs tells you that you have change when you really dont. The only reason she says this is to get you in bed.

That crazy slut tried thoes cvs mind games again.

Cvs Mind games by Caboose (o'mally) June 6, 2004

cotton picking mind

crazy or reckless

He is out of his cotton picking mind to hunt rattlesnakes.

cotton picking mind by CottonPickin May 26, 2018

Jedi Mind Trick

An alcoholic concoction resembling a milkshake that is always a hit with the ladies.

Recipie: In a two-quart blender, add two shots of Capt. Morgan spiced rum, two shots of Disaronno Amaretto, Two shots of Bailey's Irish Cream and Two shots of Kaluha Coffee liqueur along with about six scoops of vanilla ice cream and a cup of cream. Blend, Garnish with cherry and Say the words... "These are not the droids you're looking for" Enjoy.

(Stupid sorority girl slut): So why do you call it a jedi mind trick?

(Me): *waves hand* You WILL take your top off.

(SSGS): I will take my top off...

Jedi Mind Trick by Johnny_Reb May 19, 2009

you are out my mind right now 

Not really going to pay you any attention from this point on.

Esau Davis, you crazy, you are out my mind right now.

you are out my mind right now by Esau Davis November 22, 2007